MOTDs
Posted at Apr 29, 2014
Yo, this is a collection of my work MOTDs over the years. Mostly because I’ve been using the current one since 2011, and I don’t think I’m going to change any time soon.
motd-20080819
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_ __ (_) __ _ ___| |
| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \ | doesn't love disco as much
| | | | | (_| | __/ | as everyone thinks he does
|_| |_|_|\__, |\___|_|
|___/
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motd-20080902
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_ __ (_) __ _ ___| |
| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \ | sleepy is as
| | | | | (_| | __/ | sleepy does
|_| |_|_|\__, |\___|_| gimme slurpee
|___/
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motd-20080905
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_ __ (_) __ _ ___| |
| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \ | For
| | | | | (_| | __/ | Great
|_| |_|_|\__, |\___|_| Justice?
|___/
Linux nigel 2.6.16.29-xen_3.0.3.0 #1 SMP Mon Oct 16 10:01:36 EDT 2006 i686 athlon i386 GNU/Linux
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motd-20080910
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_ __ (_) __ _ ___| | Mono is as mono does
| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \ | H. I. V. is happy too
| | | | | (_| | __/ | But dear old common cold
|_| |_|_|\__, |\___|_| Is feeling mighty blue
|___/
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motd-20080922
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_ __ (_) __ _ ___| |
| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \ |
| | | | | (_| | __/ | ...
|_| |_|_|\__, |\___|_| Did somebody say slurpee?
|___/
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motd-20081029
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_ __ (_) __ _ ___| |
| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \ |
| | | | | (_| | __/ | PAPATAYIN KITA!!
|_| |_|_|\__, |\___|_|
|___/
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motd-20100121
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_ __ (_) __ _ ___| |
| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \ | Nearest 7-11 is 7+ blocks from your hotel :(
| | | | | (_| | __/ | There is one at 19th & F, for tomorrow
|_| |_|_|\__, |\___|_| if you go near the whitehouse...
|___/
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motd-20100122
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_ __ (_) __ _ ___| | SLURPEE
| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \ | LURPEES
| | | | | (_| | __/ | URPEESL
|_| |_|_|\__, |\___|_| RPEESLU
|___/ PEESLUR
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motd-20100201
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_ __ (_) __ _ ___| | SLURPEE SLURPEE SLURPEE SLURPEE SLURPEE SLURPEE SLURPEE
| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \ | LURPEES LURPEES LURPEES LURPEES LURPEES LURPEES LURPEES
| | | | | (_| | __/ | URPEESL URPEESL URPEESL URPEESL URPEESL URPEESL URPEESL
|_| |_|_|\__, |\___|_| RPEESLU RPEESLU RPEESLU RPEESLU RPEESLU RPEESLU RPEESLU
|___/ PEESLUR PEESLUR PEESLUR PEESLUR PEESLUR PEESLUR PEESLUR
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motd-20100208
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_ __ (_) __ _ ___| | SLURPEE SLURPEE SLURPEE SLURPEE SLURPEE SLURPEE SLURPEE
| '_ \| |/ _` |/ _ \ | LURPEES LURPEES LURPEES LURPEES LURPEES LURPEES LURPEES
| | | | | (_| | __/ | URPEESL URPEESL URPEESL URPEESL URPEESL URPEESL URPEESL
|_| |_|_|\__, |\___|_| RPEESLU RPEESLU RPEESLU RPEESLU RPEESLU RPEESLU RPEESLU
|___/ PEESLUR PEESLUR PEESLUR PEESLUR PEESLUR PEESLUR PEESLUR
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motd-20110726
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Linux nigel 2.6.18-164.el5 #1 SMP Thu Sep 3 03:33:56 EDT 2009 i686 athlon i386 GNU/Linux
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A slime approaches!
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Linux nigel 2.6.18-164.el5 #1 SMP Thu Sep 3 03:33:56 EDT 2009 i686 athlon i386 GNU/Linux
Just look at that! Doesn’t it give you a happy feeling?
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